Thursday, November 17, 2011
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That day I was listening songs on mobile FM Radio. After song was cover, one advertisement(ad) started, so as usual I changed radio station. On another channel also one ad was going. I moved to third station. There also one advt was going on. On second station, advt of one Condom company was just ending and I heard last word of ad “……..Condom”. On third station one cement companies ad was ending. Their last sentence was, “………….Sadiyon ke liye” If both the words are heard within seconds it heard as “…..Condom, sadiyon ke liye”
Oh ! that’s amazing, I got some fishy idea. Almost all things which we are using in our day today life are advertised on Radio and TVs and almost all the products are sold with products’ famous tag line which covers from toothbrush, salt, clothes, cars etc almost everything. For ex. Raymond carry tag line of ‘Raymond, The Complete Man’ or Nokia with ‘Connecting People’
Now suppose all these companies started to produce Condoms by keeping their same tag line….then just imagine…….I am giving some examples of such marketing line. I am not telling anything…you just read, think and enjoy.
Tata Sky – Isko laga dala to life jhingal la la !!!
Big Bazaar – Isase sasta aur achha kahi nahi.
Pepsi – Ye dil mange more
Cadbury – kuch mitha ho jaye
D-Mart – daily saving
Idea – No Idea - Get Idea
RIN powder – Chamakate rehna
Ujala – Char Bundo wala
Maggi – Sirf Do Minute
Nokia – Connecting people
Biyani cementi – Sadiyon ke liye
Raymond – The complete man
Itch guard – khujali ha happy ending
Kurkure- Tedha hai par mera hai
Ghadi Detergent Powder- Pehle istemal kare fir vishwas kare
Zandu balm – Ek balm Tin kam ( ? )
Pepsodent – Long lasting protection (hmmmm!!!)
Amul – Utterly butterly delicious
Clinic Plus shampoo – Strong and long!!!
Energiser Batteries – Keeps Going And Going And Going
Intel – Intel Inside
Mentos – Dimag Ki Batti Jala De !!
McDonald’s – I’M Loving It!!
Blogger.Com - Push Button Publishing
Fiat - Driven By Passion.
Hyundai - Drive Your Way
Life's Good – LG
McDowell’s Signature – Mera No. 1
SAMSUNG - Everyone's Invited
SONY - Like. No. Other.
Star Sports - We Know Your Game
TCS - Beyond The Obvious
TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection
VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted
Windows XP - Do More With Less
Kit Kat- Have A Break
Nike - Just Do It
MICROSOFT- Your Potential. Our Passion
DLF – Building India
Onida TV - Neighbor's Envy, Owner's Pride
Philips - Let's Make Things Better
BMW - The Ultimate Driving Machine.
Syntel - Consider IT Done
Yellow Pages - Let Your Fingers Do The Walking.
Calvin Klein - Between Love And Madness Lies Obsession.
Jet Airways - The Joy Of Flying
Nissan (CAR) - Enjoy The Ride.
Pepsi - The Taste Of A New Generation.
Pepsi - For Those Who Think Young.
Pepsi - Pepsi Hits The Spot.
Navratrna – Thanda Thanda Cool Cool
Mountain Dew- Kyoni Daar Ke Age Jit Hai
Sonata Watch – Wait Mat Kar
Maruti Alto – Let’s Go
MDH Masale – Spice Of India
Revital – Jiyo Ji Bhar Ke
Coca Cola India – Bbbuuuurrrrrrrrrr !!!!
Limca – Do Pal Tajagi
Airtel – Dil Jo Chahe Paas Laye
Bada Hai To Behter Hai
Asian Paints – Har Rang Kuch Kehta Hai
Reliance – Kar Lo Duniya Mutthhi me
Tata Docomo – Do the New
Honda Unicorn – Race your Spirit
Raid and taylor- Bond with the best
Hero Honda Pleasure scooty – why should boys have all the fun ?
Hero Honda – Dhak Dhak Go !
Surf Excel – Daag Acche hai..
Surf – Dho dala
And last but not the least
Radio City- Bajate raho !!!